Excessive Gullibility

Computer Banishing Ritual - a spell to free oneself from Excessive Computer Enchantment

Many good folk have found themselves ensnared in a growing web of computer generated artifice and glamoury. While computers are sometimes a useful tool, one must take care to have a healthy relationship with them. If you have found that they seem to be draining your time and energy away, or slowly invading your soul, then this spell is for you. If you are seeing pixels, icons, and dialog boxes in your dreams, it may already be too late, but give this spell a try anyway.

I'll leave you to form your own opinion on the above matter. Mine is quite rude.

[via ftrain.com]